This Saturday AUTOMatic (A.P.R.I.M.E. and Trellmatic) is releasing the follow up to their beloved first album so I thought that it’d be important to try to get ahold of the recluse to ask him important questions about the most important things in the word.
The show is at bSide, Saturday, starting at 10PM, with special guests JDL, The Night Krawlers, Element, and Raze helping AUTOMatic out throughout the night. Peep the poster for some info.
A.P.R.I.M.E., is there any truth to the rumor that you are an advocate for used popsicle sticks being recycled into artistic sculptures, or do you hate the environment?
That is a false statement! Please reveal your source…I’d love to smear honey on them and toss a hornet’s nest at them. But, to answer your question, I’m a fan of sculptures made of toothpicks and used sunflower seed shells.
When you sit down to write a song, how many cans of Lysol do you spray into the air to damage the ozone layer, if any at all?
I used to go through two with each songs until I was beaten nearly half to death by a gang of angry native americans…which was odd because I thought that they were more peaceful than that. I didn’t even get a warning…
What does being a Mutant have to do with your ability to spin in circles while chewing bubble gum?
Absolutely nothing. My mutant abilities allow me to do cartwheels while drinking a bottle of YooHoo.
Why do you like dirt?
I’m gonna tell you a secret…you and your readers have to put this in the vault…if you mix dirt and water…it makes dirt…shhh.
If you could be any animal in the world, would you ever consider being a panda bear? I’ve heard that they are endangered and could heavily benefit from people morphing into pandas.
I’d consider it…for like…a minute, but I’d never be one. Pandas are endangered, so clearly, they’re stupid little dumb dumbs. I’d be a wolf because I saw New Moon and I’d be able to go shirtless to show off my rockin’ new bod for a whole movie.
What color that doesn’t exist to known man is your personality?
Electric Willow…but check with the good folks at Crayola to make sure that it really doesn’t exist.
You speak words. That’s not a question, but I think it was important to bring up. React to it.
Tis’ true. I also speak numbers…and flip flurps which is gobben bleeps to jizzle womps.
When you and Trellmatic hang out, do you ever save people’s lives?
There was this one time that we were out and this guys car spontaneously combusted in front of us. We were totally gonna help, but these girls were checking us out and it’s not really sexy, smelling like charred Jetta…so that would be a no.
We know that the world isn’t flat, and that it is indeed round. However, wouldn’t it be fun if the world was a triangle?
I think it would be a blast if the world was a hexagon…that would totally rock!
What is the most dangerous thing you’ve ever experienced while sleeping in a bed on a space ship that happens to be orbiting Saturn?
Aliens attempted to kidnap me…not even the little green space kind…the one that can’t get green cards…it didn’t happen, though. Thank God for utility belts.
Are you real?
I’m actually a hologram, an awesome one, but a hologram nonetheless.